Some Recent Plays
What did I bring back from Mexico?
11 hours ago
99 Poor life choices.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
11 hours ago
42 Vehicular homicide.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
11 hours ago
50 Kanye West.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
11 hours ago
33 Me time.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
11 hours ago
53 A sausage festival.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
11 hours ago
68 The homosexual agenda.
What helps Obama unwind?
11 hours ago
65 Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
__________: good to the last drop.
11 hours ago
44 Michael Jackson.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
11 hours ago
97 Pedophiles.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
11 hours ago
60 Darth Vader.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
A wisecracking terrorist.
x | 2
FALCON PUNCH!!!
c | 3
Judge Judy.
Active listening.
Adderall™.
Winking at old people.
 
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