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During sex, I like to think about __________.
12 hours ago
92 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
46 hours ago
29 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
46 hours ago
61 The World of Warcraft.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
46 hours ago
59 Improvised explosive devices.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
46 hours ago
2 A bleached asshole.
72 virgins.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
46 hours ago
42 Sharing needles.
White people like __________.
46 hours ago
155 A big black dick.
What's the new fad diet?
46 hours ago
39 Seppuku.
What's my anti-drug?
46 hours ago
37 Nocturnal emissions.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
78 hours ago
41 Finger painting.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
Creed.
x | 2
Women in yogurt commercials.
c | 3
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
Eating too much of a lamp.
Authentic Mexican cuisine.
 
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