Some Recent Plays
What's my anti-drug?
12 hours ago
68 Tripping balls.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
12 hours ago
74 Another goddamn vampire movie.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
12 hours ago
95 Testicular torsion.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
12 hours ago
31 A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
12 hours ago
37 Drinking alone.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
12 hours ago
23 Consultants.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
12 hours ago
36 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
What's a girl's best friend?
12 hours ago
92 Nipple blades.
What's the most emo?
12 hours ago
98 Genital piercings.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
12 hours ago
61 Being a dick to children.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
Creed.
x | 2
Dying.
c | 3
The miracle of childbirth.
A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Whipping it out.
 
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