Some Recent Plays
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
53 hours ago
67 Menstruation.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
56 hours ago
18 Fingering.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
56 hours ago
24 Explosions.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
77 hours ago
61 The homosexual agenda.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
77 hours ago
38 Pooping in the soup.
What's the crustiest?
85 hours ago
73 Half-assed foreplay.
I drink to forget __________.
85 hours ago
26 The Übermensch.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
85 hours ago
63 Sarah Palin.
What's the new fad diet?
85 hours ago
64 Panda sex.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
85 hours ago
41 Adult Friendfinder.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
x | 2
Boogers.
c | 3
A monkey smoking a cigar.
Customer service representatives.
A robust mongoloid.
Republicans.
 
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