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During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
6 hours ago
52 Robert Downey, Jr.
It's a trap!
6 hours ago
64 The homosexual agenda.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
6 hours ago
93 Assless chaps.
__________? There's an app for that.
6 hours ago
70 Leprosy.
What am I giving up for Lent?
6 hours ago
47 Kanye West.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
6 hours ago
36 Impotence.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
6 hours ago
29 Creed.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
6 hours ago
43 Sperm whales.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
6 hours ago
65 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
What's that sound?
6 hours ago
47 Pixelated bukkake.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
Count Chocula.
x | 2
A windmill full of corpses.
c | 3
Date rape.
Nubile slave boys.
Coughing into a vagina.
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