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White people like __________.
2 hours ago
41 A lifetime of sadness.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
2 hours ago
28 Shaft.
What are my parents hiding from me?
2 hours ago
44 World peace.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
2 hours ago
1 The Red Menace.
Mr. Clean, right behind you.
__________. It's a trap!
2 hours ago
51 A can of whoop-ass.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
2 hours ago
70 Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
2 hours ago
70 My sex life.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
3 hours ago
2 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
3 hours ago
34 Loose lips.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
7 hours ago
119 Penis envy.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
Paula Dean's diabetes
x | 2
Free samples.
c | 3
Tangled Slinkys.
My relationship status.
Vigorous jazz hands.
Pterodactyl eggs.
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