Some Recent Plays
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
just now
53 My genitals.
__________: good to the last drop.
just now
44 Self-loathing.
What's the crustiest?
just now
29 A tiny horse.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
1 mins ago
51 Civilian casualties.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
1 mins ago
1 Farting and walking away.
Taking off your shirt.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
2 mins ago
1 Team-building exercises.
Hunting accidents.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
2 mins ago
138 Surprise sex!
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
2 mins ago
107 Panda sex.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
2 mins ago
85 A bleached asshole.
What's a girl's best friend?
3 mins ago
54 Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
z | 1
A nuanced critique.
x | 2
Sweet, sweet vengeance.
c | 3
Party poopers.
A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato.
When you fart and a little bit comes out.
Authentic Mexican cuisine.
 
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