Some Recent Plays
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
7 hours ago
47 Getting drunk on mouthwash.
Why do I hurt all over?
7 hours ago
35 Ring Pops™.
What am I giving up for Lent?
7 hours ago
80 A vajazzled vagina.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
7 hours ago
49 Michael Jackson.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
7 hours ago
112 Justin Bieber.
What are my parents hiding from me?
8 hours ago
45 Canned tuna with extra dolphin.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
8 hours ago
45 Women in yogurt commercials.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
8 hours ago
44 Barack Obama.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
8 hours ago
63 The profoundly handicapped.
What will always get you laid?
8 hours ago
44 Pictures of boobs.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
Nubile slave boys.
x | 2
The boners of the elderly.
c | 3
Martha Stewart.
The Gulags.
Historical revisionism.
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