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Why can't I sleep at night?
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42 Showing up to an orgy for the food.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
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38 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
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54 Being on fire.
__________. High five, bro.
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33 Finding a skeleton.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
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37 The Hamburglar.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
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23 The Superdome.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
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90 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
War! What is it good for?
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42 Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
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63 Grandma.
White people like __________.
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51 Edible underpants.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
x | 2
Guys who don't call.
c | 3
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
A sausage festival.
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