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A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
3 hours ago
43 Racially-biased SAT questions.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
3 hours ago
12 Teaching a robot to love.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
3 hours ago
20 Drum circles.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
3 hours ago
19 Ring Pops™.
What are my parents hiding from me?
3 hours ago
90 Exactly what you'd expect.
What's the crustiest?
3 hours ago
93 A vajazzled vagina.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
3 hours ago
78 Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
3 hours ago
97 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
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81 Robert Downey, Jr.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
3 hours ago
37 Twinkies®.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
z | 1
Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
x | 2
A neglected Tamagotchi™.
c | 3
Seppuku.
Puberty.
A middle-aged man on roller skates.
Waiting '€˜til marriage.
 
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