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Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
71 mins ago
35 Skeletor.
What's a girl's best friend?
71 mins ago
38 Bees?
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
91 mins ago
36 Mr. Clean, right behind you.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
92 mins ago
87 Crippling debt.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
92 mins ago
100 2 Girls 1 Cup.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
107 mins ago
66 Testicular torsion.
Betcha can't have just one!
107 mins ago
28 The true meaning of Christmas.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
107 mins ago
19 Existentialists.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
107 mins ago
60 A windmill full of corpses.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
107 mins ago
35 Hurricane Katrina.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
z | 1
Forgetting the Alamo.
x | 2
Friends who eat all the snacks.
c | 3
Natural male enhancement.
A mopey zoo lion.
Sexy pillow fights.
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