Some Recent Plays
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
9 hours ago
69 Inappropriate yodeling.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
40 hours ago
72 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
51 hours ago
80 A sassy black woman.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
260 hours ago
115 Elderly Japanese men.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
260 hours ago
40 Shaft.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
287 hours ago
116 The boners of the elderly.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
287 hours ago
30 Quiche.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
333 hours ago
94 Hipsters.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
502 hours ago
45 A web of lies.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
518 hours ago
35 Mad hacky-sack skills.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Waking up half- naked in a Denny's parking lot.
x | 2
Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
c | 3
Daddy issues.
The Übermensch.
The Thong Song.
Nickelback.
 
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