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Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
just now
42 Vehicular homicide.
What am I giving up for Lent?
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35 Heartwarming orphans.
What ended my last relationship?
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49 Gandhi.
What's the most emo?
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29 A moment of silence.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
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45 Being a dick to children.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
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1 Cards Against Humanity.
Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
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49 Insatiable bloodlust.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
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66 Italians.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
1 mins ago
16 Agriculture.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
1 mins ago
69 Testicular torsion.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Self-loathing.
x | 2
A time travel paradox.
c | 3
A defective condom.
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Italians.
The true meaning of Christmas.
 
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