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__________: good to the last drop.
27 mins ago
65 Autocannibalism.
What's the new fad diet?
30 mins ago
138 Literally eating shit.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
30 mins ago
62 A fetus.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
31 mins ago
131 The true meaning of Christmas.
What never fails to liven up the party?
33 mins ago
79 Genital piercings.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
35 mins ago
1 Friends who eat all your snacks.
Roofies.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
36 mins ago
75 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
37 mins ago
104 Balls.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
41 mins ago
103 My dick.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
42 mins ago
53 Substitute teachers.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
z | 1
A wheelchair death race.
x | 2
A moment of silence.
c | 3
Sipping artificial popcorn butter.
Parting the Red Sea.
Bestiality.
A reach-around.
 
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