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It's a trap!
32 hours ago
110 An anal probe.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
32 hours ago
33 An honest cop with nothing left to lose.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
32 hours ago
46 Hormone injections.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
32 hours ago
50 Explosions.
What ended my last relationship?
32 hours ago
37 That thing that electrocutes your abs.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
32 hours ago
107 A fetus.
What's the crustiest?
32 hours ago
64 Old-people smell.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
32 hours ago
23 Yeast.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
32 hours ago
69 A Bop It™.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
32 hours ago
40 Free samples.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Auschwitz.
x | 2
A Gypsy curse.
c | 3
Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
Dental dams.
Guys who don't call.
The Red Menace.
 
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