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When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
8 hours ago
33 The folly of man.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
8 hours ago
2 A reach-around.
A clandestine butt scratch.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
19 hours ago
132 72 virgins.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
43 hours ago
55 Hormone injections.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
43 hours ago
65 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
43 hours ago
68 A wisecracking terrorist.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
237 hours ago
61 Penis envy.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
237 hours ago
1 Fingering.
Kim Jong-il.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
237 hours ago
48 Improvised explosive devices.
What helps Obama unwind?
237 hours ago
69 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Auschwitz.
x | 2
White privilege.
c | 3
Opposable thumbs.
Dental dams.
Ethnic cleansing.
Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament.
 
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