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During sex, I like to think about __________.
4 hours ago
49 Men.
Why can't I sleep at night?
44 hours ago
81 Penis envy.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
50 hours ago
57 Powerful thighs.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
50 hours ago
43 Men.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
50 hours ago
32 Sean Penn.
What's the crustiest?
50 hours ago
22 Giving 110 percent.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
50 hours ago
81 Women in yogurt commercials.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
50 hours ago
41 George Clooney's musk.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
50 hours ago
49 Figgy pudding.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
52 hours ago
58 Shorties and blunts.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Full frontal nudity.
x | 2
A Bop It™.
c | 3
A LAN party.
The Hamburglar.
The boners of the elderly.
MechaHitler.
 
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