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__________: good to the last drop.
49 hours ago
117 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
49 hours ago
41 Mutually-assured destruction.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
49 hours ago
81 AXE Body Spray.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
49 hours ago
28 A big hoopla about nothing.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
49 hours ago
74 Jewish fraternities.
What ended my last relationship?
49 hours ago
60 Grave robbing.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
57 hours ago
1 Exchanging pleasantries.
Child abuse.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
57 hours ago
114 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
57 hours ago
59 A windmill full of corpses.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
57 hours ago
53 My genitals.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Waiting '€˜til marriage.
x | 2
A bloody pacifier.
c | 3
Hope.
Getting in her pants, politely.
Count Chocula.
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