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__________: good to the last drop.
8 hours ago
117 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
8 hours ago
41 Mutually-assured destruction.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
8 hours ago
81 AXE Body Spray.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
8 hours ago
28 A big hoopla about nothing.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
8 hours ago
74 Jewish fraternities.
What ended my last relationship?
8 hours ago
60 Grave robbing.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
16 hours ago
1 Exchanging pleasantries.
Child abuse.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
16 hours ago
114 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
16 hours ago
59 A windmill full of corpses.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
16 hours ago
53 My genitals.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Waiting '€˜til marriage.
x | 2
Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
c | 3
The Übermensch.
Getting in her pants, politely.
Intelligent design.
Embryonic stem cells.
 
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