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I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
6 hours ago
55 Hormone injections.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
6 hours ago
65 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
6 hours ago
68 A wisecracking terrorist.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
199 hours ago
61 Penis envy.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
199 hours ago
1 Fingering.
Kim Jong-il.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
199 hours ago
48 Improvised explosive devices.
What helps Obama unwind?
199 hours ago
69 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
Why do I hurt all over?
199 hours ago
61 A clandestine butt scratch.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
199 hours ago
40 Women in yogurt commercials.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
382 hours ago
49 Powerful thighs.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Waiting '€˜til marriage.
x | 2
The Trail of Tears.
c | 3
Mathletes.
Getting in her pants, politely.
Civilian casualties.
The hardworking Mexican.
 
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