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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
22 hours ago
54 Queefing.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
25 hours ago
25 Fear itself.
What's the most emo?
201 hours ago
60 A clandestine butt scratch.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
202 hours ago
77 A drive-by shooting.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
217 hours ago
29 The heart of a child.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
297 hours ago
79 Mouth herpes.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
297 hours ago
40 A mopey zoo lion.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
297 hours ago
59 Hulk Hogan.
What's a girl's best friend?
297 hours ago
99 Doin' it in the butt.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
297 hours ago
52 Team building exercises.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Waiting '€˜til marriage.
x | 2
Shaquille O'Neal's acting career.
c | 3
Laying an egg.
Getting in her pants, politely.
The Ãœbermensch.
Object permanence.
 
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