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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
3 hours ago
38 A hot mess.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
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82 Toni Morrison's vagina.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
13 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Sexy Siamese twins.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
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94 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
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91 Sexual humiliation.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
13 hours ago
91 A windmill full of corpses.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
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60 Being a dick to children.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
13 hours ago
113 Tentacle porn.
War! What is it good for?
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54 Powerful thighs.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
13 hours ago
41 Passive-aggression.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Waiting '€˜til marriage.
x | 2
Coughing into a vagina.
c | 3
Front butt.
Getting in her pants, politely.
Substitute teachers.
Land mines.
 
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