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What's that smell?
157 hours ago
58 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's the most emo?
157 hours ago
68 MechaHitler.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
157 hours ago
43 Take-backsies.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
157 hours ago
74 AIDS.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
157 hours ago
20 The four arms of Vishnu.
__________. That's how I want to die.
157 hours ago
54 Sharing needles.
__________. It's a trap!
157 hours ago
40 Sniffing glue.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
157 hours ago
2 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
157 hours ago
36 Sweet, sweet vengeance.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
157 hours ago
56 The homosexual agenda.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Waiting '€˜til marriage.
x | 2
Dental dams.
c | 3
The Underground Railroad.
Getting in her pants, politely.
Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
Police brutality.
 
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