Some Recent Plays
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
49 mins ago
49 Cheating in the Special Olympics.
__________. High five, bro.
51 mins ago
31 Keanu Reeves.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
51 mins ago
85 Bestiality.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
52 mins ago
63 Space muffins.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
53 mins ago
62 Bitches.
What's my anti-drug?
11 hours ago
69 Porn stars.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
11 hours ago
1 A sad handjob.
Drum circles.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
11 hours ago
43 The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
11 hours ago
104 Half-assed foreplay.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
11 hours ago
47 A brain tumor.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Saxophone solos.
x | 2
A homoerotic volleyball montage.
c | 3
Sarah Palin.
Child abuse.
Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
The four arms of Vishnu.
 
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