Some Recent Plays
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
5 hours ago
36 Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
5 hours ago
74 Bill Nye the Science Guy.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
5 hours ago
31 Flightless birds.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
5 hours ago
55 Sean Connery.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
5 hours ago
44 American Gladiators.
What ended my last relationship?
5 hours ago
33 Dry heaving.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
5 hours ago
37 Saxophone solos.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
5 hours ago
52 The Chinese gymnastics team.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
5 hours ago
2 Leaving an awkward voicemail.
Zeus's sexual appetites.
What do old people smell like?
5 hours ago
73 African children.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Man meat.
x | 2
The terrorists.
c | 3
A bleached asshole.
Sperm whales.
The Hustle.
A gassy antelope.
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