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__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
9 hours ago
59 The Thong Song.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
9 hours ago
50 Neil Patrick Harris.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
9 hours ago
112 That one gay Teletubby.
What ended my last relationship?
9 hours ago
41 Not giving a shit about the Third World.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
9 hours ago
31 My relationship status.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
9 hours ago
69 Viagra.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
27 hours ago
94 AIDS.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
27 hours ago
80 Erectile dysfunction.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
27 hours ago
103 My dick.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
27 hours ago
85 The Chinese gymnastics team.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
72 virgins.
x | 2
A web of lies.
c | 3
Figgy pudding.
Finger painting.
Customer service representatives.
8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
 
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