Some Recent Plays
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
7 hours ago
47 Getting drunk on mouthwash.
Why do I hurt all over?
7 hours ago
35 Ring Pops™.
What am I giving up for Lent?
7 hours ago
80 A vajazzled vagina.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
7 hours ago
49 Michael Jackson.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
7 hours ago
112 Justin Bieber.
What are my parents hiding from me?
8 hours ago
45 Canned tuna with extra dolphin.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
8 hours ago
45 Women in yogurt commercials.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
8 hours ago
44 Barack Obama.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
8 hours ago
63 The profoundly handicapped.
What will always get you laid?
8 hours ago
44 Pictures of boobs.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Public ridicule.
x | 2
Go-gurt.
c | 3
Incest.
Leaving an awkward voicemail.
Take-backsies.
A foul mouth.
 
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