Some Recent Plays
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
3 mins ago
74 Sexual humiliation.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
3 mins ago
39 A really cool hat.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
83 mins ago
61 Farting into your petticoats and wafting it at Lord Gregory.
What will always get you laid?
83 mins ago
37 Former President George W. Bush.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
84 mins ago
58 Pixelated bukkake.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
84 mins ago
77 Concealing a boner.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
84 mins ago
44 An Oedipus complex.
__________. That's how I want to die.
84 mins ago
35 Wifely duties.
What's my anti-drug?
2 hours ago
52 A monkey smoking a cigar.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
2 hours ago
38 Go-gurt.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
z | 1
Vigorous jazz hands.
x | 2
The KKK.
c | 3
Road head.
The Superdome.
Erectile dysfunction.
Swooping.
 
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