Some Recent Plays
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
12 hours ago
62 Leprosy.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
12 hours ago
57 Assless chaps.
__________. It's a trap!
12 hours ago
35 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
12 hours ago
51 William Shatner.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
12 hours ago
20 Creed.
What's my anti-drug?
12 hours ago
76 Nipple blades.
What's that smell?
12 hours ago
66 Authentic Mexican cuisine.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
12 hours ago
78 Hipsters.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
12 hours ago
80 The homosexual agenda.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
12 hours ago
24 Tangled Slinkys.
z | 1
Vigorous jazz hands.
x | 2
Sperm whales.
c | 3
Altar boys.
The Superdome.
Ominous background music.
Smallpox blankets.
 
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