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__________: good to the last drop.
26 hours ago
117 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
26 hours ago
41 Mutually-assured destruction.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
26 hours ago
81 AXE Body Spray.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
26 hours ago
28 A big hoopla about nothing.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
26 hours ago
74 Jewish fraternities.
What ended my last relationship?
26 hours ago
60 Grave robbing.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
34 hours ago
1 Exchanging pleasantries.
Child abuse.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
34 hours ago
114 Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
34 hours ago
59 A windmill full of corpses.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
34 hours ago
53 My genitals.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
z | 1
A salty surprise.
x | 2
Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
c | 3
Autocannibalism.
A gassy antelope.
Wearing underwear inside out to avoid doing laundry.
The folly of man.
 
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