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I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
57 mins ago
42 The shambling corpse of Larry King.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
57 mins ago
95 That one gay Teletubby.
What's that smell?
58 mins ago
21 Making a pouty face.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
58 mins ago
37 Count Chocula.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
58 mins ago
32 Guys who don't call.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
58 mins ago
39 Robert Downey, Jr.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
58 mins ago
60 The Jews.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
9 hours ago
65 The gays.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
9 hours ago
1 White privilege.
The Virginia Tech Massacre.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
9 hours ago
36 Raptor attacks.
z | 1
Parting the Red Sea.
x | 2
Being rich.
c | 3
A sad handjob.
Half-assed foreplay.
Exchanging pleasantries.
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