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What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
3 hours ago
30 Re-gifting.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
3 hours ago
80 A homoerotic volleyball montage.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
3 hours ago
110 The Thong Song.
What's a girl's best friend?
11 hours ago
29 Re-gifting.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
11 hours ago
33 I'm friends with your dad on Facebook.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
11 hours ago
43 Gandhi.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
11 hours ago
42 Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
11 hours ago
41 Kamikaze pilots.
What do old people smell like?
12 hours ago
90 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
47 hours ago
71 Children on leashes.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
z | 1
GivesMeHope.com
x | 2
Doin' it in the butt.
c | 3
Popped collars.
Half-assed foreplay.
Media coverage.
Kim Jong-il.
 
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