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What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
2 hours ago
80 Nubile slave boys.
What's my anti-drug?
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26 Mutually-assured destruction.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
2 hours ago
34 Republicans.
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99 Teenage pregnancy.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
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56 Natural male enhancement.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
3 hours ago
27 Drum circles.
Why do I hurt all over?
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35 The placenta.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
4 hours ago
52 A Gypsy curse.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
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83 Pooping in the soup.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
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52 Hurricane Katrina.
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c | 3
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