Some Recent Plays
What gets better with age?
just now
32 Carnies.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
just now
2 Lactation.
Michelle Obama's arms.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
just now
71 A bleached asshole.
__________: good to the last drop.
just now
14 The four arms of Vishnu.
What's that sound?
just now
47 Popped collars.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
53 hours ago
1 African children.
Republicans.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
53 hours ago
28 Hurricane Katrina.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
70 hours ago
44 Powerful thighs.
What's that sound?
70 hours ago
66 Nipple blades.
Why do I hurt all over?
70 hours ago
35 Heteronormativity.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
z | 1
The Underground Railroad.
x | 2
Autocannibalism.
c | 3
Existentialists.
The Gulags.
 
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