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White people like __________.
4 hours ago
117 Racism.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
16 hours ago
49 Sexy Siamese twins.
What's a girl's best friend?
16 hours ago
86 Dead babies.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
16 hours ago
23 Re-gifting.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
16 hours ago
100 Pretending to care.
__________. It's a trap!
16 hours ago
53 Team building exercises.
What do old people smell like?
16 hours ago
77 Fear itself.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
16 hours ago
101 2 Girls 1 Cup.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
21 hours ago
74 Robbing a sperm bank.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
21 hours ago
27 Friends who eat all the snacks.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
z | 1
An asymmetric boob job.
x | 2
A robust mongoloid.
c | 3
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