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I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
41 mins ago
64 That thing that electrocutes your abs.
What's the next Happy MealĀ® toy?
41 mins ago
33 Showing up to an orgy for the food.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
41 mins ago
84 Tom Cruise.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
41 mins ago
24 Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
41 mins ago
61 Autocannibalism.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
41 mins ago
47 Prosti-tots.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
41 mins ago
17 This answer is postmodern.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
41 mins ago
52 A murder most foul.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
41 mins ago
72 Vehicular homicide.
What do old people smell like?
41 mins ago
65 The miracle of childbirth.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
z | 1
A big black dick.
x | 2
Sperm whales.
c | 3
A moment of silence.
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