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The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
5 hours ago
60 Powerful thighs.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
5 hours ago
24 The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
5 hours ago
85 Same-sex ice dancing.
What's my anti-drug?
5 hours ago
62 Making the penises kiss.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
5 hours ago
94 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
5 hours ago
65 Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
5 hours ago
48 Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
5 hours ago
75 The hardworking Mexican.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
5 hours ago
69 Tasteful sideboob.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
5 hours ago
1 Sexual tension.
Guys who don't call.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
z | 1
The forbidden fruit.
x | 2
Just the tip.
c | 3
One thousand Slim Jims.
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