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What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
just now
25 The terrorists.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
just now
1 Seppuku.
Forgetting the Alamo.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
just now
78 Laying an egg.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
just now
111 Genital piercings.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
just now
73 A defective condom.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
1 mins ago
1 Breaking out into song and dance.
Flavored condoms.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
1 mins ago
57 My inner demons.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
1 mins ago
98 A neglected Tamagotchi™.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
1 mins ago
1 A wisecracking terrorist.
Testicular torsion.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
1 mins ago
98 Nipple blades.
__________? There's an app for that.
z | 1
A mopey zoo lion.
x | 2
Smegma.
c | 3
Go-gurt.
 
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