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Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
16 hours ago
97 Surprise sex!
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
16 hours ago
137 Anal beads.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
16 hours ago
68 A stray pube.
What gets better with age?
16 hours ago
81 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
16 hours ago
118 Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
16 hours ago
47 Peeing a little bit.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
16 hours ago
80 Zeus's sexual appetites.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
16 hours ago
72 Pistol-whipping a hostage.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
16 hours ago
44 Santa Claus.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
16 hours ago
87 Nubile slave boys.
z | 1
Natural male enhancement.
x | 2
Revenge fucking.
c | 3
Keg stands.
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