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After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
25 mins ago
45 A mime having a stroke.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
25 mins ago
24 Words, words, words.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
25 mins ago
18 Lockjaw.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
25 mins ago
100 Anal beads.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
25 mins ago
75 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
25 mins ago
69 Roofies.
What will always get you laid?
26 mins ago
101 My vagina.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
26 mins ago
41 An Oedipus complex.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
9 hours ago
48 Michelle Obama's arms.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
10 hours ago
31 Popped collars.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
z | 1
The shambling corpse of Larry King.
x | 2
Shorties and blunts.
c | 3
Front butt.
 
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