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__________. That's how I want to die.
2 hours ago
58 Authentic Mexican cuisine.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
2 hours ago
78 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
What's that sound?
2 hours ago
66 White privilege.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
2 hours ago
31 A rival dojo.
What are my parents hiding from me?
52 hours ago
60 A sausage festival.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
52 hours ago
27 Historical revisionism.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
77 hours ago
38 The Hamburglar.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
91 hours ago
31 Mutually-assured destruction.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
109 hours ago
132 German dungeon porn.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
109 hours ago
41 The invisible hand.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
z | 1
Kanye West.
x | 2
Grave robbing.
c | 3
Good grammar.
 
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