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80 mins ago
1 A brain tumor.
What's the crustiest?
80 mins ago
75 Ronald Reagan.
It's a trap!
80 mins ago
55 A mating display.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
80 mins ago
55 Gandalf.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
80 mins ago
52 Seduction.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
18 hours ago
97 Necrophilia.
Why am I sticky?
19 hours ago
72 Penis envy.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
19 hours ago
100 My dick.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
19 hours ago
53 Queefing.
What will always get you laid?
19 hours ago
53 Pooping in the soup.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
z | 1
A drive-by shooting.
x | 2
A falcon with a cap on its head.
c | 3
Forgetting the Alamo.
 
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