Some Recent Plays
What helps Obama unwind?
10 hours ago
81 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
What's a girl's best friend?
10 hours ago
102 Scrotum tickling.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
10 hours ago
1 White privilege.
Concealing a boner.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
10 hours ago
103 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
10 hours ago
65 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
Why am I sticky?
10 hours ago
63 Testicular torsion.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
10 hours ago
1 A good sniff.
A bleached asshole.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
10 hours ago
115 A fetus.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
45 hours ago
62 Hormone injections.
What will always get you laid?
128 hours ago
39 Hulk Hogan.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
z | 1
Crystal meth.
x | 2
Fear itself.
c | 3
Sexy pillow fights.
 
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