Some Recent Plays
What ended my last relationship?
16 hours ago
72 The gays.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
18 hours ago
41 The Thong Song.
What's the most emo?
18 hours ago
67 Self-loathing.
18 hours ago
91 The boners of the elderly.
What never fails to liven up the party?
22 hours ago
48 Pooping back and forth. Forever.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
22 hours ago
49 Goblins.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
22 hours ago
89 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
22 hours ago
82 Making the penises kiss.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
22 hours ago
69 Praying the gay away.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
22 hours ago
27 Eugenics.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
z | 1
Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
x | 2
Oversized lollipops.
c | 3
Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
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