Some Recent Plays
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
3 hours ago
97 Necrophilia.
Why am I sticky?
3 hours ago
72 Penis envy.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
3 hours ago
100 My dick.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
3 hours ago
53 Queefing.
What will always get you laid?
3 hours ago
53 Pooping in the soup.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
3 hours ago
66 Vehicular manslaughter.
__________: good to the last drop.
3 hours ago
40 Kibbles 'n Bits™.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
3 hours ago
56 Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
3 hours ago
23 Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
3 hours ago
51 Sucking some dicks to not get drafted.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
z | 1
Riding off into the sunset.
x | 2
Flash flooding.
c | 3
Anal beads.
 
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