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What's there a ton of in heaven?
35 mins ago
60 Not reciprocating oral sex.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
35 mins ago
59 Erectile dysfunction.
What's that sound?
35 mins ago
71 Hurricane Katrina.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
36 mins ago
1 A brain tumor.
Shaft.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
36 mins ago
95 My vagina.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
36 mins ago
53 A mating display.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
36 mins ago
99 Racism.
What's a girl's best friend?
37 mins ago
60 Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
37 mins ago
61 Tiger Woods.
War! What is it good for?
38 mins ago
69 Ominous background music.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
z | 1
A wisecracking terrorist.
x | 2
Poor life choices.
c | 3
Pabst Blue Ribbon.
 
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