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__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
9 hours ago
43 Santa Claus.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
16 hours ago
75 Michael Jackson.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
16 hours ago
89 Man meat.
What's a girl's best friend?
16 hours ago
66 Lumberjack fantasies.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
16 hours ago
1 Bosnian chicken farmers.
William Shatner.
__________. High five, bro.
16 hours ago
65 Nubile slave boys.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
16 hours ago
57 A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
16 hours ago
44 Just the tip.
What's my secret power?
16 hours ago
51 The placenta.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
16 hours ago
103 White people.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
z | 1
Count Chocula.
x | 2
c | 3
Mr. Clean, right behind you.
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