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In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
115 mins ago
1 Lady Gaga.
The inevitable heat death of the universe.
What are my parents hiding from me?
116 mins ago
94 Dead parents.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
116 mins ago
1 Being a dick to children.
Passable transvestites.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
117 mins ago
1 Gloryholes.
Christopher Walken.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
118 mins ago
1 Child abuse.
Sarah Palin.
What's the crustiest?
45 hours ago
51 The Holy Bible.
What am I giving up for Lent?
45 hours ago
62 Sniffing glue.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
57 hours ago
67 Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
57 hours ago
32 The Übermensch.
__________. It's a trap!
57 hours ago
54 Tiger Woods.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
z | 1
A middle-aged man on roller skates.
x | 2
Shorties and blunts.
c | 3
The gays.
 
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