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What's there a ton of in heaven?
3 hours ago
23 Being marginalized.
What are my parents hiding from me?
3 hours ago
86 Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
3 hours ago
70 Jew-fros.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
3 hours ago
104 Flavored condoms.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
3 hours ago
111 Teenage pregnancy.
What's that smell?
15 hours ago
74 Child abuse.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
15 hours ago
66 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
15 hours ago
1 Repression.
A murder most foul.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
15 hours ago
2 Bees?
A Gypsy curse.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
15 hours ago
29 A LAN party.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
z | 1
x | 2
c | 3
Anal beads.
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