Some Recent Plays
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
44 mins ago
78 The Jews.
__________. It's a trap!
44 mins ago
106 Toni Morrison's vagina.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
44 mins ago
38 Ring Pops™.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
2 hours ago
55 Morgan Freeman's voice.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
2 hours ago
41 Smegma.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
2 hours ago
1 A mopey zoo lion.
Lumberjack fantasies.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
2 hours ago
47 Tangled Slinkys.
I drink to forget __________.
2 hours ago
92 The miracle of childbirth.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
2 hours ago
80 The KKK.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
2 hours ago
21 Consultants.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
z | 1
A brain tumor.
x | 2
Same-sex ice dancing.
c | 3
An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
 
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