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And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
1 mins ago
1 My genitals.
Historical revisionism.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
2 mins ago
1 Improvised explosive devices.
Seppuku.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
2 mins ago
31 John Wilkes Booth.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
2 mins ago
23 Finger painting.
Betcha can't have just one!
2 mins ago
68 Explosions.
What's a girl's best friend?
2 mins ago
54 Vehicular homicide.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
2 mins ago
43 Popped collars.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
2 mins ago
48 Unfathomable stupidity.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
2 mins ago
76 Raping and pillaging.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
2 mins ago
2 The Blood of Christ.
Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
z | 1
A drive-by shooting.
x | 2
Bosnian chicken farmers.
c | 3
White people.
 
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