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Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
4 hours ago
1 Tangled Slinkys.
White privilege.
What will always get you laid?
4 hours ago
51 Cheating in the Special Olympics.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
4 hours ago
44 Emotions.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
4 hours ago
22 Waterboarding.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
4 hours ago
1 Dead parents.
Quivering jowls.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
4 hours ago
61 Flying sex snakes.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
4 hours ago
79 Asians who aren't good at math.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
4 hours ago
1 Doin' it in the butt.
A nuanced critique.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
4 hours ago
43 Being a dinosaur.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
4 hours ago
82 Sexting.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
z | 1
Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
x | 2
A rival dojo.
c | 3
The four arms of Vishnu.
 
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