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What's my secret power?
30 mins ago
64 Passive-aggression.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
4 hours ago
27 Apologizing.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
4 hours ago
1 Sharing needles.
My machete.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
4 hours ago
32 The Care Bear Stare.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
4 hours ago
72 Not reciprocating oral sex.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
4 hours ago
101 Dick fingers.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
4 hours ago
67 A gassy antelope.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
4 hours ago
51 The invisible hand.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
4 hours ago
1 A neglected Tamagotchi™.
Hulk Hogan.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
5 hours ago
58 Exactly what you'd expect.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
z | 1
Pretending to care.
x | 2
Grandma.
c | 3
The token minority.
 
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