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In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
7 hours ago
36 Friends who eat all the snacks.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
7 hours ago
1 Adderall™.
Chainsaws for hands.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
7 hours ago
38 Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
7 hours ago
35 A bag of magic beans.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
7 hours ago
87 Flying sex snakes.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
14 hours ago
79 Kids with ass cancer.
Betcha can't have just one!
14 hours ago
42 The Holy Bible.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
14 hours ago
39 Dwarf tossing.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
14 hours ago
65 Dorito breath.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
14 hours ago
65 The miracle of childbirth.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
z | 1
Pretending to care.
x | 2
Deflowering the princess.
c | 3
Elderly Japanese men.
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