Some Recent Plays
It's a trap!
9 hours ago
110 An anal probe.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
9 hours ago
33 An honest cop with nothing left to lose.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
9 hours ago
46 Hormone injections.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
9 hours ago
50 Explosions.
What ended my last relationship?
9 hours ago
37 That thing that electrocutes your abs.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
9 hours ago
107 A fetus.
What's the crustiest?
9 hours ago
64 Old-people smell.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
9 hours ago
23 Yeast.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
9 hours ago
69 A Bop It™.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
9 hours ago
40 Free samples.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
z | 1
Eating the last known bison.
x | 2
Old-people smell.
c | 3
A can of whoop-ass.
 
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