Some Recent Plays
What gets better with age?
13 hours ago
116 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
What never fails to liven up the party?
19 hours ago
26 Flightless birds.
What helps Obama unwind?
99 hours ago
81 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
What's a girl's best friend?
99 hours ago
102 Scrotum tickling.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
99 hours ago
1 White privilege.
Concealing a boner.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
99 hours ago
103 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
99 hours ago
65 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
Why am I sticky?
99 hours ago
63 Testicular torsion.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
99 hours ago
1 A good sniff.
A bleached asshole.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
99 hours ago
115 A fetus.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
z | 1
The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge.
x | 2
The Hamburglar.
c | 3
Dental dams.
 
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