Some Recent Plays
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
4 hours ago
46 Child beauty pageants.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
5 hours ago
28 Classist undertones.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
5 hours ago
40 The heart of a child.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
5 hours ago
59 Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
5 hours ago
1 Sexual tension.
What are my parents hiding from me?
5 hours ago
56 Vehicular manslaughter.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
5 hours ago
57 Cockfights.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
5 hours ago
35 New Age music.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
5 hours ago
91 Viagra.
What am I giving up for Lent?
5 hours ago
71 Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
z | 1
Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
x | 2
Aaron Burr.
c | 3
Spontaneous human combustion.
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