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Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
7 hours ago
76 Elderly Japanese men.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
7 hours ago
33 RoboCop.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
8 hours ago
54 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
11 hours ago
62 Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
11 hours ago
24 A bag of magic beans.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
11 hours ago
53 A brain tumor.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
11 hours ago
61 Edible underpants.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
11 hours ago
55 Substitute teachers.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
11 hours ago
42 The forbidden fruit.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
11 hours ago
40 Goats eating cans.
z | 1
My inner demons.
x | 2
An Oedipus complex.
c | 3
Breaking out into song and dance.
 
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