Some Recent Plays
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
8 hours ago
56 Mad cow disease.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
15 hours ago
44 Grandma.
__________? There's an app for that.
15 hours ago
95 The KKK.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
21 hours ago
85 Queefing.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
21 hours ago
28 A brain tumor.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
24 hours ago
25 Embryonic stem cells.
I drink to forget __________.
24 hours ago
29 The Trail of Tears.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
24 hours ago
40 Cuddling.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
24 hours ago
53 Boogers.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
24 hours ago
1 Hormone injections.
Date rape.
z | 1
My vagina.
x | 2
My soul.
c | 3
Another goddamn vampire movie.
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